Yesterday my universe collapsed.
Why did it collapse?
Because THIS happened:
That’s right, folks. The Blue Screen of Death.
How do you fix it? According to this guy it is of intermediate difficulty. I don’t buy it. Besides, I can think of at least one solution that any amateur can easily accomplish: Go buy a MacBook.
Due to the current Technological Armageddon I find myself in, posting will be delayed until further notice. My sincerest apologies to those anxiously awaiting gallery wall inspiration!